I get the speaking invitation

I just got a call from my manger telling me that since I’m moving and leaving the store, she just doesn’t want to be there anymore since she’ll have no one to rely on. She put in her notice today.

The stores in Missouri are fighting over who gets to have me in their store.

And somehow, despite having a huge rent payment every month, I have extra money to move back to Missouri with…

I’ve got 2 guys trying to get me to run away with them.

Seriously, the worlds going to end right?