It’s amazing how the ability to understand hyperbole has completely died a painful death
Monthly Archives: March 2020
I’ve gotten into 2 online arguments today
And already blocked 3 people…good day
I’m done with corona virus panickers!
I’m leaving fashbook for awhile
I was talking to Vince about the economy
And telling him I was worried because if it tanks, I’m here all by myself. Before I could always go live with my dad, but here it’s all on me.
He said not to worry because, “You’re Mellony. You’re motherfucking Mellony” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Portland Trailblazers vs Phoenix Suns

Spent about 20 minutes talking to RJ from the bakery…
He’s such a sweet kid. He moved here in July from Seattle!
I’ve reached peak portlandia!
I’m sitting on the banks of the Willamette drinking my Starbucks with a homeless man to the left of me talking to himself and a man giving massages talking about astral projection to the right of me! Lolol
Well, punk rocker Sean and I finally went out for dessert and drinks






He even walked me to my bus stop, which was a half a mile away from his car. He offered to drive me home, but I won’t get into cars with boys anymore. Not after what happened.
I’m so fucking done with life…
I can’t believe I got the whole order put away so fast
Despite how shitty I’m feeling.