Lololol

I’m already recruiting people from this store to work at my store when I move. Bruce and Liv are coming with me! Lol

it’s a dreary day at the ‘bucks

A customer told me he liked my energy, lol

this is my 10th day in a row with no day off until July 6th

I love working the drive with Wilderness. She’s so freaking cute, “welcome to the Starbucks experience” lmao

My manager brought me this succulent plant today at work and said, “it sucks when you’re not here.” Lol

A medium amount of cream? Please tell me exactly what a medium amount of cream is…

A strawberry açaí refresher with 1 tablespoon of almond milk and no water with 3 scoops of berries, 2.25 pumps of sugar free vanilla, and then blended? Bitch, do you think I have measuring spoons here?

And NO! We did not have a mandarin orange refresher last week…

and you didn’t realize YESTERDAY that you didn’t get your discount when we charged you $11.35 for 2 drinks instead of 5.35? It wasn’t even on your card history that you claimed you paid with. And then you have the nerve to call me out on the lack of customer service?

I am not purposefully trying to keep you from buying our syrup. We are a test market for a new syrup so I literally can’t sell you the syrup.

When I got back from Seattle, Jenna, Joe, and I are walking to Safeway and I’m telling them what happened.

I tell them, “we had sex”. And I guess the way I said it made Jenna think I was upset about it because she turns to me, puts her hand on my shoulder and says, “it’s ok Mellony, you’re not a Christian.”

I appreciate that you want to develop other partners, but I was there at your last meeting with Rachael, you need to focus on your own development. If you want to be where I am, you need to get your shit together.

When Cassandra has an issue with your closes, don’t fucking blame everything else. Own it! Don’t make excuses. You’re the person in charge. I manage to get it all done. You can too.

She really helped shed some light on my dilemma and she gave me what she called “big sister” advice. I’m so appreciative of her.

She ended our conversation by saying I have such a mellow, smooth, soothing voice. What is it about my fucking voice that people comment on it out of the blue? I don’t get it. 🤷‍♀️

If only they had it at karaoke.

Pineapple upside down beer…

I want another beer but I can’t sleep on the patio!

“Omg, I got drunk with Mellony” says Liv

Liv had to take me to get food, but the bartender told me I was cute so I wasn’t that bad.

2 drunk bitches

“Hey can’t talk long. Just getting Chinese and wanted to hear your voice.” 🤷‍♀️🤔

He told me what he ordered, that they got the order wrong, and then said he had to go.

and somehow he found out I like bunnies because he’s been sending me pics of them…🤷‍♀️