A medium amount of cream? Please tell me exactly what a medium amount of cream is…

A strawberry açaí refresher with 1 tablespoon of almond milk and no water with 3 scoops of berries, 2.25 pumps of sugar free vanilla, and then blended? Bitch, do you think I have measuring spoons here?

And NO! We did not have a mandarin orange refresher last week…

and you didn’t realize YESTERDAY that you didn’t get your discount when we charged you $11.35 for 2 drinks instead of 5.35? It wasn’t even on your card history that you claimed you paid with. And then you have the nerve to call me out on the lack of customer service?

I am not purposefully trying to keep you from buying our syrup. We are a test market for a new syrup so I literally can’t sell you the syrup.