Jason V texted me through iMessage the whole trip. He’s a chatty little guy! Then yesterday he kept asking weird questions about me meeting Robert. “Are you guys watertight?” “Are you tight?” Wtf?

Wintergreen lifesavers are the best…

I’m in a hurry to get home so I can end my life in Missouri and start a new one in the PNW. I don’t care what Starbucks I end up at, just get me the fuck out of Missouri.